What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 06:27
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
True - how I loved my mum!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
What makes you feel guilty the most?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What! how could you do that?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.